2021 Do Not Sneak this Wine into Movie Theaters

Movies are better with snacks.

Popcorn obviously. Some would argue gummi bears are essential. But for us it's a glass of wine.

Somms everywhere want to talk about pairing wine with fancy potatoes and pheasant fritters, but we say you should consider pairing it with movies and mischief. Certainly Netflix and wine are lovely, but wine at the theater, particularly illegal wine, is GD next level! Your Mom used to fill her purse with grocery store candy because it was otherworldly expensive at the theater. It still is, and now that candy is wine. Unless you're going to that Mom & Pop one-screen theater where they put real butter on the popcorn, sneaking wine past the ticket kid offers the best low stakes thrillcrime pay-off available to a semi-responsible adult.

This outlaw juice is sourced from an old and beat-to-hell Cabernet Franc vineyard in Mendocino that has character. This wine has character. So smuggle it already, add to the rascally side of your character, and make your Mom proud.