2024 Feral Rosé of Cabernet Franc

See a kitty pick it up,all day long you'll have good luck. They say that you're supposed to drop the last digit from your age, and the remaining number is the amount of cats you should have at that time. Proof that many cats equal a long life.

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2023 Betty's Chenin Blanc

A Betty White- get it?!! GD we’re clever. All pineapples and acid, just like the actual Betty White #legend.

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Price $49.00
  
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2024 Hawthorn Chenin Blanc

Old Worldly busted apples and funk.
Tight white jeans and a deep tan. If this wine had a haircut it would be a euro-mullet

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Price $42.00
  
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2016 C'est la Berézina Sparkling Cabernet Franc

Bubbles are for celebrations- usually its babies or weddings or Formula 1- These are for celebrating minor catastrophes. 

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2022 Do Not Sneak this Wine into Movie Theaters

Except you totally should sneak it in- it's perfect with popcorn, historical dramas, sequels and prequels, westerns and hong kong action movies. Not recommended for kid cartoon movies that make adults cry. 

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Price $52.00
  
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2020 Sophie Cabernet Franc

Hippies stoned out of their minds and talking to trees, Shakespeare festivals, fancy pears, and in the last 15 years one of the most interesting burgeoning grape growing regions in the US.

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Price $62.00
  
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2022 Empire Cabernet Franc

The first vintage of our Empire Series is from Oakville in Napa and clocks in at a very limited 52 case production. 

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2017 Stagecoach Cabernet Franc

2017 was a clusterfuck of a year, and I mean that literally- fortunately we called the harvest date for this beautiful Stagecoach fruit before the wildfires.

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21 TITANIC Movie CF 1.5L

Finally, Enough wine to make it through the 3rd act of a perilously long art film. Or super hero Blam-fest, KaPow-fest, whatever. When the editor has packed their bags and quietly snuck off the project, you'll be prepared with this Titanic bottle

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